One motorcycle, four kids, my dog, my wife, and Me… Dad

Genetically engineer a bull (yes a real bull) that has party favor horns that shoot confetti

This bull would get upset and stomp his hoof and then his horns would roll up and then shoot out confetti and this would piss him off even more until it was an endless rage cycle of confetti, sweat, and party favor sounds (high pitched Brrrr / whirrrr kind of sound)

I have had this thought in my head starting some time in 2005/2006 until now…